Leaf blowers have taken a world which was, on the whole, a decent place to live, in spite of talk radio, and turned it into a noisy and unpleasant vale filled with atomized bits of vegetal detritus.

— Michael Nelson

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Work Hard, Die Poor

“It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.”  

— William E. Vaughn

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Transdimensional Gardeners

“Flowers are restful to look at. They have neither emotions nor conflicts.”

— Sigmund Freud

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